The Committee of Conundrums is a prestigious organization dedicated to the pursuit of doing as little as possible. Our motto: "Procrastination through excellence."
Our members are experts in the art of finding excuses, inventing new ways to avoid tasks, and perfecting the art of staring blankly into space.
We're not really sure what we do, but we're pretty sure it involves doing as little as possible. Our mission is to confuse, to obfuscate, and to generally make things more complicated than they need to be.
Our members are a diverse group of individuals with a shared passion for doing nothing.
Our mission statement is a jumble of words that we're not really sure makes sense, but it sounds good.
We're not really sure what the point of this is, but it's something about being the best we can be, or something.
Or maybe it's just a bunch of words.